Brew Beer & Carry On - Now Available in Navy

"Brew Beer and Carry On" - one of our biggest selling t-shirts of the holiday season - is now available in Navy Blue.

Get it from the Black Market screen print shop at BrewerShirts.com.

We also have replenished our stock of the classic red Brew Beer & Carry On tees.

St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts for Home Brewers and Beer Geeks

Beer geeks have a love-hate relationship with St. Patrick's Day. More often than not, St. Paddy's parties involve adding green food coloring to a keg of Bud Light and overconsumption to the point of face-down humiliation. Of course, it also can involve flashing and hooking up, which depending on your age and relationship status can be a good thing.

All this notwithstanding, we love St. Patrick's Day because it's an opportunity to reflect of the two greatest things Ireland has given us... Irish Stout and Irish Red. Grab a case one of these delicious beers and put the other drunken Erin-Go-Braless revelers to shame.
Irish Stout
Hats off to Guinness - one of the most recognized and best marketed beers in the world that is actually a good beer. Brilliant! Always satisfying. However, if you want to drink a better Irish Stout, lay your hands on a Beamish. You'll never go back. Murphy's is another good example of the style.
Irish Red
Yeah, yeah I order a Killians when I'm at my local TGIApplebeesBennigans, but U.S. brewed Killians is about as Irish as Sean Connery. A better pick would be a Smithwick, Murphy's or O'Hara's.
Green Beer Geek T-Shirts
Okay, you've picked your beer, now for the wardrobe. It is de rigeur that you wear a green t-shirt to any St Paddy's Day party. These are often of the "Kiss Me I'm Irish" or "Irish I Were Drunk" variety. But you don't have to go that route. Here are a selection of fine green tees for home brewers and beer geeks.

Your Beer Sucks Simple. Arrogant. Green. "Your Beer Sucks - My Homebrew Tastes Better" This works even better if you're drinking a mug of your own Dry Stout.

Home Brewer Seal This parody of the Guinness logo proclaims the following: Home Brewer Extraordinaire - I make hand crafted ales and lagers. Brewed with care and skill, my beer tastes awesome and is vastly superior to the watered-down corporate swill you drink.

Pilsner Rocks "Pilsner" - rock and roll parody shirt, spells out one of the classic beer styles in classic AC/DC typeface.

Bubbly Beer Geek Features "Brew Geek" with the word Beer spelled out with bubbling beer.

Can You Beer Me Now? "Can You Beer Me Now?" Cell phone coverage parody for serious beer drinkers, home brewers and pub denizens.

Craft Brew Revolution "Craft Brew Revolution" - because corporate beer sucks.

Zymurgy Definition "Zymurgy - (zahy-mur-jee) noun - the branch of applied chemistry dealing with fermentation, as in beermaking, brewing, winemaking, the preparation of yeast, etc." A great shirt to explain to people just exactly what it is you do with all those chemicals in your basement.

Pour Favor Pour Favor" t-shirt for draft beer lovers. Tap that keg and get a pint.

You can get all of these great Beer Geek t-shirts Only at BrewerShirts.com, shirts and gear for homebrewers and beer snobs.

Home Brewer T-Shirt

I love this new t-shirt. Design-wise, it has hints of a world famous stout, with a beige shield displaying a pint of stout with hops and barley.

The words "Home Brewer" across the center of the shield. Around the border of the shield are the words "I make hand-crafted ales and lagers." In the lower portion of the shield "Brewed with care and skill, my beer tastes awesome and is vastly superior to the watered-down corporate swill you drink."

Get it now at BrewerShirts.com!

Home Brewing Beer = Automatic Man Card Points

I hang out with a bunch of "car" guys. They're into classics: Shelby Cobras, Triumph Spitfires, Ferraris, that sort of thing. They break down cars, build engines and take their machines down to a nearby road track to race them. At least two of these guys have full-on garages, complete with lifts and multiple bays.

Personally, I'm not that into cars. Don't get me wrong. I can respect the power of a V8 and all that but I'm not going to be able to disassemble, deconstruct and rebuild my engine, I'm just interested in making sure the darned thing starts when I want it to.

Our weekly gatherings inevitably end up with half the guys out in the garage examining parts while the rest of us prop up the keg. And that's okay. It has introduced me to "Top Gear", the hilarious BBC show hosted by three gearheads who do unusual stunts and tricks with cars and car culture.



One evening, discussion among the group turned toward manly things and the inevitable challenges to the status one's "man card". Is Formula One manlier than NFL Monday Night Football? Baking cookies did not cut the mustard. Racing cars. Running a business. Building houses. Fixing household problems without calling a repair guy. Illegal file sharing. Siring offspring. Barbecue (not grilling, I mean smoking meat of a charcoal pit). That kind of thing counted.

Then it was my turn. Before I could say anything, a voice from the other side of the room chimed in, "Dude, Dave brews beer." They all nodded, grunted and raised their glasses.

Yes. I brew beer. It's my contribution to the group, no, it's my contribution to society.

When the economy collapses and social order breaks down, my ability to turn water and grain into beer ensures me a revered place in the loosely assembled mob of survivors. So I got that going for me.

Contribution to Society T-Shirt
"I brew beer. What's your contribution to society?"

Zymurgy T-Shirt for Home Brewers

What is Zymurgy? It is the science of fermentation. The dictionary defines it as follows...

ZY*MUR*GY (zahy-mur-jee) noun
the branch of applied chemistry dealing with fermentation, as in beermaking, brewing, winemaking, the preparation of yeast, etc.

If you make your own beer or wine at home, then you know the word zymurgy and are pleased to find others familiar with it as well.

Now you can wear it on a t-shirt. Get your Zymurgy Definition t-shirt, sweatshirt, stein or tile coaster for your home brewpub from Brewer